Monday, August 07, 2006
Finish the tired old fucking statements that you hear day in and day out. I get so tired of these saying, I just had to write down the way I think they should be finished.
“You will never know unless you try”-are you sure you want to know?
“You will never know unless you try”-but you will usually be disappointed.
“You can’t learn to fly without falling” - and the fall don’t kill/permanently injure you.
“Mistakes are the best trainer” – the graduation is a killer process.
“There is no ‘I’ in ‘TEAM’” – and nether is ‘U’ that is why ‘U’ didn’t get any credit.
“If at first you don’t succeeded…” – have your failure rubbed in you face with some stupid saying.
“God won’t give you anything that you can’t handle” – that is why Satin sent me to belittle you.
“Your true friends will stick with you threw the good times and the bad” – it just happens that they are out of town during the bad times.
“Try, try, try again” – because everyone needs an idiot to laugh at.
“When God shuts a door, he usually opens a window” – it just may not be on the ground floor.
“Follow your heart” – stumbling around blind is fun.
“The road to life has many twist and turns” – slippery when wet.
“Every journey starts with a single step” – Warning, bridge out.
“If you have the faith of a mustard seed, you can movie mountains” – results may vary.
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“You will never know unless you try”-are you sure you want to know?
“You will never know unless you try”-but you will usually be disappointed.
“You can’t learn to fly without falling” - and the fall don’t kill/permanently injure you.
“Mistakes are the best trainer” – the graduation is a killer process.
“There is no ‘I’ in ‘TEAM’” – and nether is ‘U’ that is why ‘U’ didn’t get any credit.
“If at first you don’t succeeded…” – have your failure rubbed in you face with some stupid saying.
“God won’t give you anything that you can’t handle” – that is why Satin sent me to belittle you.
“Your true friends will stick with you threw the good times and the bad” – it just happens that they are out of town during the bad times.
“Try, try, try again” – because everyone needs an idiot to laugh at.
“When God shuts a door, he usually opens a window” – it just may not be on the ground floor.
“Follow your heart” – stumbling around blind is fun.
“The road to life has many twist and turns” – slippery when wet.
“Every journey starts with a single step” – Warning, bridge out.
“If you have the faith of a mustard seed, you can movie mountains” – results may vary.
